Anti-vaxxers Proved Point, Albeit the Wrong One; Arms Torn Off by Lion

Pluto Downplays Planet Status, Finds Success as Celebrity Cryovolcano

Ancient Hidden Landscapes Under Antarctic Ice Host World's Oldest Topiary Garden

Javelina Horde: The Unexpected Challengers on Prestigious Arizona Golf Course

Elephant Intelligence Taskforce (EIT) Cracks the Voynich Code: An African Elephant Fanfare

Echidna pens next great R&B album: A Spiny Love Ballad

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Cosmic Transit Agency Announces Hike in Intergalactic Transit Insurance Due to Milky Way's Newfound 'Skirt-like' Shape

Famed Orchestras in Crisis as 'Flight of the Bumblebee' Linked to Spate of Heart Attacks

Hidden Truth Behind 'What Happens in Vegas' Uncovered: Brain-Eating Amoeba at Fault

Frogs Leap To Death-Defying Extremes to Dodge Amorous Males

High Life on the High Plateau: A Homo Erectus Influencer Tells All

Bear Council in Distress as Overzealous Member Reveals Superior Bear Intellect

Ecstasy-Dropping Helicopter Sparks Unprecedented Reptilian Rendezvous, Calls for Enhanced Wildlife Regulations

Psychics Bemoan Biofluorescent Camouflage: Aura-Reading Business Plunges

Evolutionary Biologist's 'Purrfect' Equation Overturned Due to Toxoplasmosis Revelation

Elite Society in Panic as PETA Triumphs in Unexpected Mink Liberation

Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Stand-up Comedy Circles: A Retort to Scavenging Giant Hyenas

Neurotic Worms Embrace Conspiracy Theories: Latest Research Shocks the Scientific Community

The Saga of Thunderpecs: Baby Gorilla Overthrows Dated Naming Conventions

Upscale Vegan Restaurant Creates Buzz with Chicken-Free Feathers

Big Lots Teams Up With Top Scientists to Preserve Endangered Aromas

FullYear Fiasco: Fairies Given Ultimatum to Clean Up Their Act

Crustacean Crusaders: 'Crabs Without Borders' Strike to Rescue Florida's Suffocating Reefs

Crocodiles Employ Strategic Time Management to Save Dogs

Dissidence beneath the Surface: Cajun Cuisine and Mardi Gras Revelry Leave Rice's Whales on the Sidelines

The Peculiar Grace of Insectile Orgies: A Comprehensive Study on Rove Beetle Mating Rituals

End of the World Revelry Unearthed: Prehistoric 'Last Bash' Evidence Found Near Casablanca

Prehistoric Latinx Grandmothers Agitated by Sandal Abundance at Ancient Burial Site

Horse Coddlers of America’s Got Talent: Equine Extravaganza

Prehistoric Beauty Routine Unearthed: Dinosaur was Early Adopter of Intensive Skin Care, Scientists Reveal

Fish Farts Fire Up Debate: Denver Zoo Rethinks Bean-Heavy Diets