Fiona, of Sutherland, Scotland, was first spotted at the base of a cliff overlooking the Cromarty Firth by a passing kayaker. An outcast in the sheep community, she had been relegated to the seclusion of the beach due to an unfortunate turn of events at a Sunday Bible class at the local petting zoo.
Reverend Mary Lambswool recalls, 'We all have a sense of humor, but Fiona crossed the line. That joke was in baa-d taste. We had no choice but to send her away.'
Although the exact content of the joke remains confidential, it was deemed unfit for the inexperienced ears of innocent children visiting the petting zoo.
Mrs. Shepherd, a local mother, was there during the incident, 'My little lambs were horrified. It's one thing to hear naughtiness from your school chums, quite another from a sheep!'
Despite the controversial circumstances around her banishment, Fiona managed to survive hemmed in by sheer cliffs and the frigid Cromarty Firth, with enough fodder and water for her to grow a spectacular display of fleece unseen in the domestic world.
These farmhands have restored our faith in humanity. Upon hearing of Fiona's plight, they mounted a daring and successful rescue operation. 'It was the sheer look of determination in her eyes. And the size of that fleece. It wasn't right to let her suffer any longer,' stated Mike, the burly leader of the crew.
Local authorities have since welcomed Fiona back into the community, and according to Reverend Lambswool, 'She has paid her price. It's time we showed some Christian forgiveness.'
Indeed, Fiona's dramatic story serves as a reminder to all, that even in an age of cancel culture, an opportunity for redemption is but a farmhand's rescue away.
Based on: Stranded Sheep Rescued After Two Years of Loneliness at the Base of Scottish Cliff