In an audacious move that has left the auto world agog, globally-renowned vehicle manufacturer, Ford, has unveiled plans for their flagship F-150 model, the Pumpkin Spice variant, all geared up to hit automobile showrooms this Autumn. The announcement came in a rousing press conference befitting the unorthodox nature of the release.
The limited edition Pumpkin Spice F-150, featuring Ford's signature over-the-top pickup capabilities, now comes infused with the universally adored aroma of pumpkin spice, literally making it a movable feast.
'It's the perfect embodiment of our philosophy,' said Ford CEO Sarah Thompson. 'We always strive to offer a full sensory driving experience. It's not just about how the vehicle looks and drives, it's also about how it smells.'
Long considered a standout in comfort and practicality, the F-150's usual scent palette—leather, plastic, and engine oil—will, for a limited time, be bolstered with the Autumnal bakery fragrance. 'This isn't just a novelty,' Thompson continued, 'It's about conjuring up those comforting feelings of home, hearth, and holiday gatherings, even on the go.'
The Pumpkin Spice F-150 also boasts an in-built Pumpkin-spice air freshener that auto-replenishes when the scent intensity falls below optimum levels. 'Our nose will know,' promises Thompson, adding, 'We have integrated revolutionary olfactory sensors that guarantee our truck owners enjoy the best Pumpkin Spice experience round the clock.'
Ford's bold new move in the olfactory automotive world has left competitors scrambling to catch up. Wall Street analysts predict a significant spike in Ford shares with the announcement, considering 23% of all Americans find Autumn to be their favorite season and a staggering 43% naming Pumpkin Spice as their preferred Fall flavor.
'I mean, sure, a Pumpkin Spice truck,' snarked Auto Reviewer Dan McAllister, known for his dry wit. 'I think the real question everyone is missing here is whether we're going to get a Cinnamon Swirl Explorer or a Ghost Pepper Mustang next.'