A prodigy economist crow, has signaled an optimistic trajectory for various cryptocurrencies in the final quarter of 2023.
Corvus Schwarz, affectionately dubbed 'The Crow of Wall Street', has reportedly demonstrated statistical logic prowess akin to scholars with doctorates in the field. His uncanny predictions are the product of a pioneering research study led by Dr. Hawking Feathered from the University of Birdbrain.
According to Dr. Feathered, "Corvus' unique ability to apply probabilistic reasoning to complex puzzles and identify rewarding patterns has enabled him to outperform many human counterparts." This breakthrough fundamentally contradicts previous understandings that such capabilities were exclusive to primates and other highly intelligent mammals.
Corvus, known for his unorthodox approach, typically begins his forecasting process by scattering assorted crumbs over a grid that signifies the cryptomarket – each crumb representing a different cryptocurrency. He then strategically selects crumbs in a pattern that, when translated by Dr. Feathered and his team, invariably predicts market trends.
"His crude yet eerily accurate technique is a revolutionary example of applied statistical logic," added Feathered, who began the experiment as part of his ongoing crusade to challenge traditional assumptions about animal intelligence.
Corvus' forecast has invoked a wave of enthusiasm among crypto industry experts. Venture capitalist, Arthur Ledger, remarked, "I've been in the business for decades, but I've never seen anything as enthralling as this. If he's as accurate with crypto as he is with finding worms or shiny objects, we're on the verge of a seismic shift in finance."
Despite the optimism, not everyone is onboard with Corvus's unconventional approach. Traditional economist, Dr. Benjamin Goldbeak, argues that "relying on a bird to predict financial markets is preposterous, bordering on negligent. Probability and statistics are the domain of complex human thought, not a display of how well a bird can peck."
Nonetheless, as crypto enthusiasts keenly await the fourth quarter, it appears that the crow's fable might just redefine our understanding of intelligence, and reshape our financial future.
Based on: For the first time, research reveals crows use statistical logic | Ars Technica