In his quest for wisdom, Gek turned to self-help books that promised to unlock the secrets of the universe. Titles like "The Art of Owl'gnosis" or "Enlightenment for Clueless Birds" lined his nest, but alas, he (just like all other owls) is unable to read. It's like expecting a slug to run a marathon or a sloth to make it through a speed reading challenge.
But amidst the turmoil of Gek Owl's empty brain, he stumbled upon a revelation. It hit him with the force of a squirrel tumbling from a tree—sometime... what was I saying?, Oh, It's like that one friend who constantly recites Shakespeare but is actually quoting The Rock. Gek realized that blissful ignorance is just as good as wisdom.
As the forest creatures sought his wisdom, they found nothing but blank, indeterminate cross-eyed stares in Gek. They were tired of lofty advice and incomprehensible riddles from other owls, but they absolutely got squat from Gek.
Let Gek The Owl be a reminder that not all who wander are lost, and not all who hoot are wise. Sometimes, in the realm of stupidity, lies a glimmer of profound idiocy. So, the next time you're seeking guidance, don't go to a bird because they'll never provide the clarity you need. And as for Gek, may he forever embrace his lack of wisdom and his sheer stupidity because it makes us feel better about ourselves.