We've got technology capable of capturing a gnat's smirk from 100 meters, yet when it comes to snapping a UFO, it's as if we've pulled out a potato and scrawled a lens on it. Despite the leaps and bounds in technology, the best we can manage is grainy footage that might as well be titled "Abstract Art: Space Bokeh".
Of course, UFO "experts" have their justifications. "It's the anti-detection shielding," explains Dan Bell self-proclaimed interstellar investigator and author of "Humongous Aliens Among Us". “These spaceships are from advanced civilizations. Their hills vibrate at light blurring speeds.
Aliens have come billions of light-years, defying our understanding of physics, all so they can troll our cameras with their advanced blurry tech. It's like cosmic Jackass.
This hasn’t stopped various governmental bodies from pouring money into investigations. Recently, Congress approved another million-dollar round of funding for military UFO exploration. Because nothing says "fiscally responsible" like using taxpayer money to analyze an overexposed shot of a frisbee.
The Air Force, too, has been conducting confidential investigations into these UFO sightings. Apparently, the looming threat of an imaginary invasion is enough to pull our brave military personnel away from actual security threats.
But let's not lose hope. At least we are ready to protect us from the unidentified, unverifiable, and unbelievably ineffable threats from the skies above.