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Samburu Reserve’s Newly Born Elephant Twin Revealed to be the Mastermind of Comical Yet Consequentially Evil Shenanigans

on 11/24/2023 07:43:00 PM

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The Superiority Complex of European Wildcats: A Comparative Analysis with Domestic Felines

on 11/12/2023 06:51:00 PM

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Tot Draws The Line: Child Genius Files Lawsuit Against Sharpie Makers Over Misleading Marker Promises

on 11/08/2023 11:25:00 PM

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Loneliest Sheep Finally Saved from Beach Banishment for Blasphemous Baa-ing

on 11/08/2023 06:13:00 PM

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Starfish Union, Up In Arms Over Being Disarmed

on 11/01/2023 07:27:00 PM

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Piscatorial Peculiarities: A Humerus Examination of Prehistoric Fish Shoulder Shrugs

on 11/01/2023 07:26:00 PM

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Loneliest Sheep Finally Saved from Beach Banishment for Blasphemous Baa-ing

Five strapping farmhands have heroically rescued Fiona, infamously known as 'Britain's loneliest sheep', after she was exiled on a Scottish beach for two grueling years due to an alleged sacrilegious joke. Fiona, of Sutherland, Scotland, was first spotted at the base of a cliff overlooking the Cromarty Firth by a passing kayaker. An outcast in the sheep community, she had been relegated to the seclusion of the beach due to an unfortunate turn of events at a Sunday Bible class at the local petting zoo. Reverend Mary Lambswool recalls, 'We all have a sense of humor, but Fiona crossed the line. That joke was in baa-d taste. We had no choice but to send her away.' Although the exact content of the joke remains confidential, it was deemed unfit for the inexperienced ears of innocent children visiting the petting zoo. Mrs. Shepherd, a local mother, was there during the incident, 'My little lambs were horrified. It's one thing to hear naughtiness from y

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