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Space Station Plants Report Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder after Attempted Interstellar Tomato Cultivation

on 12/18/2023 02:50:00 PM

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Intern Gains Cetacean Seal (Flipper?) of Approval In Unprecedented Display of Inter-species Camaraderie

on 12/17/2023 01:01:00 AM

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Loneliest Sheep Finally Saved from Beach Banishment for Blasphemous Baa-ing

Five strapping farmhands have heroically rescued Fiona, infamously known as 'Britain's loneliest sheep', after she was exiled on a Scottish beach for two grueling years due to an alleged sacrilegious joke. Fiona, of Sutherland, Scotland, was first spotted at the base of a cliff overlooking the Cromarty Firth by a passing kayaker. An outcast in the sheep community, she had been relegated to the seclusion of the beach due to an unfortunate turn of events at a Sunday Bible class at the local petting zoo. Reverend Mary Lambswool recalls, 'We all have a sense of humor, but Fiona crossed the line. That joke was in baa-d taste. We had no choice but to send her away.' Although the exact content of the joke remains confidential, it was deemed unfit for the inexperienced ears of innocent children visiting the petting zoo. Mrs. Shepherd, a local mother, was there during the incident, 'My little lambs were horrified. It's one thing to hear naughtiness from y

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